Cathedrals versus Commons
The best pranks take ten thousand years to set up.
That's what the Dwellers do in Banks' The Algebraist: beings who live for eons in gas giants, playing elaborate jokes on each other because when you have infinite resources, reputation through novelty is all that matters. One Dweller breeds a sentient species just to have an audience for their poetry. Another spends centuries setting up a pun.
They would find our current situation hilarious.
Consider the hospital administrator's daily reality: You're running critical infrastructure on OpenAI's API while your radiologists use sketchy Discord models on the side. Your lawyers demand compliance certificates. Your engineers contribute to repositories that will make your product obsolete. Your board wants quarterly growth. Your mission statement talks about serving humanity. Three different economic games, incompatible rules, everyone pretending this is normal.